# A simple friend has never seen you cry.
# A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.
# A simple friend doesn’t know your parents’ first names.
# A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.
# A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party.
# A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean.
# A simple friend hates it when you call after she has gone to bed.
# A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.
# A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems.
# A real friend seeks to help you with your problems.
# A simple friend wonders about your romantic history.
# A real friend could blackmail you with it.
# A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
# A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself.
# A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you HAVE an argument.
# A real friend calls you after you had a fight.
# A simple friend expects you to always be there for them.
A real friend expects to always be there for you!
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